My 3 demands for The Bachelor 30
After two years with no Bachelor Nation shows at all—there was that little Bachelorette oopsie—ABC is resurrecting The Bachelor in March for its 30th season.
As we’re now officially in Woke 3.0, I have three simple demands:
- a bisexual or pansexual bachelor (trans men welcome, of course)
- a group of men, women, and nonbinary people competing for their affection
- Kristen Kish hosting
Don’t try to give us the usual heterosexual Snow White shit, ABC and Warner Bros., you cowards.
That is all.
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Andy Dehnart is a writer and teacher whose reporting and criticism has appeared on NPR and in The Los Angeles Times, The Washington Post, Vulture, The Atlantic, Salon, Playboy, The Daily Beast, and other publications. Andy’s work on reality blurred has won an Excellence in Journalism award from NLGJA: The Association of LGBTQ+ Journalists (2023) and an L.A. Press Club National A&E Journalism Award (2021), and was honored with Florida Society for Professional Journalists awards (2015, 2021, 2023). He’s president of the Television Critics Association, and a member of NLGJA: The Association of LGBTQ+ Journalists, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and The Authors Guild. He holds an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College, and his memoir-in-progress, I’m Here to Make Friends, was longlisted for the 2022 First Pages Prize.
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