7 Inspirational Terry Pratchett Quotes So Good You Could Live By Them

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I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I was in my early 20s at university when I discovered Terry Pratchett and his Discworld. A friend at university lent me one of his books — I think it was one of the Witches novels — and I immediately fell in love with his writings. By the end of that year, I'd picked up every single book Pratchett had written to date; from that moment on, I'd pick up the latest Pratchett novel every year until his death in 2015.
I don't think there will ever be another writer like Terry Pratchett. The characters of Discworld are fantastic; I'll always have a soft spot for Granny Weatherwax, and the later witches stories featuring Tiffany Aching are spellbinding (pun intended). Pratchett wrote with delightful wit, but his humor disarms us and prepares us to listen to cutting criticism of everyday life. He had a deep sense of morality, one that I can't help but find inspirational to this day, and a phenomenal turn of phrase. Here are seven fantastic Terry Pratchett quotes I've always found inspirational.
7 Granny Weatherwax Knows Exactly What Sin Is
Carpe Jugulum
As a Christian, I'll always have a soft spot for Carpe Jugulum. Granny Weatherwax's land of Lancre is invaded by vampires, forcing Granny into an alliance with a missionary named Mightily Oats. Granny is one of Pratchett's wisest characters, and she's never had any time for gods and the like — mostly because she's met a few too many, and has never had any patience for all that "believing" stuff. And yet, despite Granny's fierce attitude, she finds herself enjoying Mightily Oats' company.
At one point, Granny Weatherwax and Mightily Oats have a discussion about the nature of sin. "Sin, young man, is when you treat people as things," Granny tells him confidently. "Including yourself. That's what sin is." Mightily Oats isn't sure, but Granny is insistent, and she's right. That's where all sin begins; dehumanizing others, treating them (or yourself) as less than they are. It feels quite a timely lesson right now, in a digital world that strives to dehumanize.
6 Stop Being So Complicated
Carpe Jugulum
That whole conversation in Carpe Jugulum is delightful. Mightily Oats isn't quite sure about Granny Weatherwax's argument, trying to insist sin is more complicated than this simple philosophy. Granny, naturally, refuses to be corrected. "When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they mean they're getting worried that they won't like the truth," she retorts.
I have the misfortune of being what I call a Very Online Person, and I've found myself remembering this comment in so many online debates. So often, people desperately try to wriggle out of a simple truth or basic point by introducing as many complications as they can. It's rarely done out of intellectual consistency; usually, it's all because they want to avoid the challenge of the truth that's just been laid out a little too plainly for their liking.
5 Hard Work Matters
Wee Free Men
Sticking with the witches (who I clearly find particularly inspirational), let's move to the Tiffany Aching books. Wee Free Men is a fantastic read, and I'll always have a soft spot for the kind of coming-of-age story Pratchett tells in this and the sequels. In one key moment, Miss Tick (get it?) gives Tiffany a simple lesson about the importance of hard work:
"If you trust in yourself… and believe in your dreams… and follow your star… you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy."
This is pure Pratchett. Like all the best Discworld novels, it deliberately grabs at a popular trope — in this case the fairy godmother offering hope — and turns it into something much more grounded and real. Forget trusting in yourself and believing in your dreams, Pratchett says; get off your backside and put in the hard work. Then, if you have success, it won't simply be a cosmic fluke.
4 Hope After Death
Going Postal
Pratchett was always fascinated by mortality (Death is a character in Discworld, after all). Perhaps his most beautiful reflection on this is a tradition introduced in Going Postal, where a name is passed on along the clacks to keep it alive. It's preceded by the acronym GNU, send on, don't log, turn it around when it gets to the end to keep it going. After all, "A man is not dead while his name is still spoken."
This line hits differently now, over a decade after Pratchett's death, and fans frequently write "GNU Terry Pratchett" online in the writer's own honor. It's so true, though; how often do we talk about loved ones who've passed away, and smile fondly as though we sense their presence with us?
3 Faith Is More Important Than You Think
Hogfather
Several Pratchett books have been adapted for TV, Hogfather being one of the best. In this delightful tale, Death winds up playing the role of Father Christmas (or Discworld's equivalent, anyway), and he explains the importance of such fanciful, childish ideas; "You need to believe in things that aren't true," he insists. "How else can they become?"
The point is simple; the world is a chaotic, disordered place, full of evil and injustice. So often, this feels like the default state; after a decade of social and economic turmoil in the West, and with conflict raging across the world, it's almost overwhelming. But we need to believe in things that aren't true, things like justice and hope, because our faith in them transforms the world. When we believe in justice, we pursue it; when we believe in hope, we refuse to give in, and force a change. Faith, Death teaches, lies at the heart of civilization itself.
2 Stop Snoring
The Fifth Elephant
Let's head over to the Watch now, and the surreal but hilarious book The Fifth Elephant. One of my favorite quotes here is (on the face of it) a simple observation about snoring. "A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores," Pratchett writes. As someone who snores at night (at least according to my wife), it rather amuses me.
But there's so much more to it. Every relationship involves this kind of thing; we're all so much more aware of someone else's faults than we are of our own, and so react to them while ignoring our own. All too often, the thing we find most annoying about someone else is true of us as well; we get irritated because it's a little too familiar.
1 People Have To Choose
Lords and Ladies
Let's wrap this up with a Pratchett quote on the importance of democracy. So often, we see powerful people believing they have the power to reshape the world, creating a better one around them. There's a particularly strong Messianic edge to politicians and billionaires, and the alliance between these two groups is often eyeroll-worthy.
Lords and Ladies features another wonderful Granny Weatherwax quote, one where she speaks to foolish beings who arrogantly believe they can change the world. "You can't go around building a better world for people," she insists. "Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage." True change only ever comes from the bottom-up, because anything else is just a handful of people imposing their will on others — and it becomes a cage.
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