Kurt Russell's 7 Greatest Quotes As Wyatt Earp In Tombstone, Ranked

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Almost every line that comes out of Kurt Russell's mouth in Tombstone is a memorable quote, but here are the very best. Of the heated Wyatt Earp vs Tombstone movie rivalry of the early 1990s, the latter emerged the clear winner. This 1993 epic covered the violent clash between the Earp clan and the outlaw Cowboys in the titular, lawless town.
From Val Kilmer's Oscar-worthy turn as Doc Holliday to the incredible screenplay and full-blooded shootouts, it's up there with the best Westerns of all time. This is in contrast to Kevin Costner's bloated Wyatt Earp, which attempted to cover the lawman's entire life and managed to make iconic events like the O.K. Corral shootout feel dull.
Tombstone itself suffered a tough production, where the original director was fired and Kurt Russell - as both star and producer - had to largely steer the modestly-budgeted Western himself. This included cutting character development scenes for Wyatt to bump up the screen time for other actors. Still, the script was so good that Russell still had lots of chewy dialogue, resulting in some of Tombstone's best quotes.
7 "I Don't Think I'll Let You Arrest Us Today, Behan"
A key turning point in the story involves the Earp brothers and Doc attempting to disarm some drunken Cowboys at the O.K. Corral, as carrying firearms is illegal in town. History, of course, reveals that this went very badly, with Tombstone recreating the messy gunfight that resulted in three dead Cowboys and the Earps being targeted by the outlaws.
In the aftermath, Sheriff Behan (Jon Tenney) - who is also Wyatt's romantic rival - attempts to arrest the Earps and Doc for instigating the shootout. Wyatt dismisses Behan's threat with a casual "I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Behan." This underlines Wyatt's lack of respect for both the man and his supposed authority, though in reality, the group was in fact arrested by the sheriff. The murder charges against them were soon dropped, as they were seen to be carrying out their law enforcement duties by disarming the Cowboys.
6 "I Have Nothing Left, Nothing To Give You, I Have No Pride, No Dignity, No Money, I Don't Even Know How We'll Make A Living, But I Promise I'll Love You The Rest Of Your Life."
Easily the wordiest Wyatt Earp quote in Tombstone comes from the ending, after he has taken down the Cowboys and said goodbye to the dying Doc Holliday. This sees Wyatt tracking down his actress girlfriend Josephine (Dana Delany) and declaring his love for her. He makes a compelling pitch, revealing that in the aftermath of his war with the Cowboys, he essentially has nothing to offer her but himself.
Thankfully, this proves to be enough, and the ending of Tombstone is remarkably upbeat for all the bloodshed preceding it. In reality, Wyatt and Josephine would be together for almost 50 years, up to Wyatt's passing in 1929. Their reunion scene makes for a nice bookend with Wyatt's introduction in the film, where he's largely focused on getting rich and being with his own family. In the end, all he wants is the woman he loves.
5 "Fight's Commenced! Get To Fightin' Or Get Away!"
Like just about every movie based on real-life events, Tombstone makes lots of changes to how things actually played out. That said, Wyatt yelling "Fight's Commenced! Get to fightin' or get away!" to Cowboys member Ike Clanton (Stephen Lang) really happened. This occurred during the infamous O.K. Corral shootout, where the Earps and Doc try and fail to disarm some Cowboys. After the first shots are fired, a terrified Ike (Stephen Lang) raises his hands and claims to be unarmed.
Wyatt, understandably, doesn't have much patience with Ike's nonsense, and tells him to either fight or get lost. Ike being Ike, does run away, only to steal himself a revolver and try to join in the battle anyway; luckily for him, he escapes unharmed. This is another memorably terse quote from Earp in Tombstone, and while his bestie Doc might be intensely verbose and talkative, Wyatt prefers to say a lot with a little.
4 "Skin That Smokewagon And See What Happens!"
One of the greatest cinematic instances of a bully being taken down occurs early in Tombstone, after Wyatt arrives in town. He enters a local watering hole, only to ask the owner why the place is nearly deserted. He is told a loudmouthed outlaw named Johnny Tyler (Billy Bob Thornton) has essentially taken over the place and is scaring off customers. Spotting a business opportunity, Wyatt walks over to Tyler's card game.
Thornton is excellent in an early role as Tyler, a swaggering thug who scares everyone but Wyatt. Russell's Earp calls Tyler out on his tough talk to the point of slapping him several times; when Johnny reaches for his pistol, Wyatt bites back with "Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!" Needless to say, Tyler decides not to "jerk that pistol" after all, and Wyatt kicks the man out of the saloon and is rewarded with 25% of the saloon's take for his efforts.
3 "Hurts, Don't It?"
Russell has always lamented that, for as much as Tombstone has become beloved, he feels it could have been a true classic. He feels that due to the film's production woes, they never quite captured what made the original script so excellent. He also had to cut out some juicy scenes for himself and make Wyatt more of an "aura" character; this task is achieved in the opening, where Earp steps off a train into Tombstone and sees a horse being whipped.
He grabs the man's whip, gives him a solid whack with it, and asks, "Hurts, don't it?" It's a sequence that lets audiences know who their hero is right away: a good man who stands up to bullies, but who has left his law enforcement career behind to find his fortune in this town. Unfortunately for the Cowboys, Wyatt is only able to ignore his hero's call to adventure for so long.
2 "You Gonna Do Somethin' Or Just Stand There And Bleed?"
A continuation of Wyatt confronting Billy Bob Thornton's Tyler comes with one of the best Western quotes of the 1990s. After Wyatt has thoroughly browbeaten Tyler into submission and shown him to be a paper tiger, all Johnny can do is stare back as he bleeds from one of Earp's slaps. Wyatt gives the outlaw one last chance to make good on his previous threats with "You gonna do somethin', or just stand there and bleed?"
It's an incredible line, and it serves to completely rob Tyler of his prior menace. This is also Tombstone's way of showing that Wyatt is the real deal, as he has no fear of walking up unarmed to a loudmouth bully and taking him down with nothing but his own sheer manliness. This moment gets an epilogue of sorts when Tyler later attempts to shoot Wyatt in the back with a shotgun, only for Doc Holliday to intimidate the man into leaving his weapon behind.
1 "Hell's Coming With Me, You Hear! Hell's Coming With Me!"
If there's one quote from Wyatt Earp that every Tombstone fan recalls, it's this one. This comes in the final act, as Earp and his crew declare war on the Cowboys following the death of Wyatt's brother, Morgan (Bill Paxton). Two Cowboy assassins follow the Earp clan to the train they're supposedly leaving town on, only for Wyatt to kill one and issue an apocalyptic warning to the survivor.
Wyatt tells the weaselly Ike that he's coming for the entire gang, stating, "You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me, you hear! Hell's coming with me!" From the opening scene where the Cowboys raid a church and murder a priest, the movie has layered in the idea that Wyatt is essentially divine retribution against the group, and this is the scene where he finally accepts his destiny to destroy them. Sure, it's over the top and cheesy, but boy, is it also epic, just like Tombstone itself.
- Release Date
- December 25, 1993
- Runtime
- 130 minutes
- Director
- George P. Cosmatos
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Wyatt Earp
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Val Kilmer
Doc Holliday
- Writers
- Kevin Jarre
- Producers
- Bob Misiorowski, James Jacks, Sean Daniel
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