59 Years Later, McCoy's Best Star Trek Line Is Still One Of The Greatest Quotes In Sci-Fi History

Cathal Gunning has been writing about movies, television, culture, and politics online and in print since 2017. He worked as a Senior Editor in Adbusters Media Foundation from 2018-2019 and wrote for WhatCulture in early 2020. He has been a Senior Features Writer for ScreenRant since 2020.
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While it is tough to choose one greatest quote from any Star Trek character, McCoy does have a recurring line in The Original Series that is an ideal encapsulation of the character’s role in the show. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Although shows like Apple TV’s Foundation, Prime Video's The Expanse, the alternate history series For All Mankind, and the underrated SyFy cult classic Killjoys have revolutionized the space opera format in recent years, the Star Trek franchise’s original appeal remains.
The franchise’s utopian vision of a future full of intergalactic exploration has been complicated, subverted, and endlessly retconned by its recent shows and movies, but the spirit of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: The Original Series is still alive in its latest spinoffs. Of course, this very same utopian outlook can sometimes cause problems for the franchise when it comes to writing believable characters.
One of the defining characteristics of the Star Trek franchise’s major characters, from Kirk and Picard to Data and Spock, is their commitment to teamwork. From camaraderie to bravery, the protagonists of the franchise’s shows are usually willing to put everything on the line for their fellow crew members, and this runs the risk of feeling less than relatable for viewers. Luckily, McCoy is always on hand to lend a dose of realism to proceedings, something highlighted by his most iconic recurring line in the show.
McCoy’s Catchphrase Has Always Perfectly Encapsulated The Star Trek Character’s Appeal
First uttered in season 1, episode 25 of The Original Series, “The Devil in the Dark,” McCoy’s iconic catchphrase needs no introduction. Like so many episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series, the outing sees the crew encounter a new, potentially hostile alien life form. When the crew surmises that the alien is a silicon-based life form known as a Horta, and it’s injured, McCoy is called upon to step in.
His outraged assertion that “I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!” marks the first of many times that a frustrated McCoy will try to refuse an unreasonable request from the stoic Spock or the heroic Kirk. In season 2, episode 11, “Friday’s Child,” a request to help a heavily pregnant lady climb to safety is met with a pithy “I’m a doctor, not an escalator!”
Even before the catchphrase’s official debut in “The Devil in the Dark,” the even earlier season 1, episode 10, “The Corbomite Manoeuvre,” saw a frustrated McCoy ask Kirk if he was a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor. The antecedent to his iconic line came about after Kirk unwisely scolded him for failing to inform him about some flashing alarm lights.
McCoy Has Some of The Funniest Lines In The Entire Star Trek Franchise
In every incarnation of the franchise where he appears, McCoy is the only major character who believably grumbles, complains, and comments snidely while still ensuring that the hard work of heroism gets done in the end. From dubbing Spock a “Green-blooded son of a bitch” in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock to quipping “I'd give real money if he'd shut up” in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, McCoy feels as much like a character in a workplace sitcom as he does the hero of a space opera.
Whether he is complaining that Kirk’s risky maneuvers could drive a man to drink or asking the crew just how many jobs they expect him to do for free alongside saving their lives, McCoy is the franchise’s beating heart. The very imperfections that make him human are what make him one of Star Trek's most beloved characters, as he provides a contrast with Kirk’s unflappable heroism and Spock’s cold logic.
Without McCoy’s imperfections, the show’s heroes would be entirely unrelatable, and the space opera would feel a lot less human as a result. As such, while Star Trek’s best McCoy line might merely seem like a funny quote, his recognizable frustration is really a skeleton key that unlocks the human heart of The Original Series.
- Release Date
- 1966 - 1969-00-00
- Network
- NBC
- Showrunner
- Gene Roddenberry
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James T. Kirk
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Spock
- Directors
- Marc Daniels, Joseph Pevney, Ralph Senensky, Vincent McEveety, Herb Wallerstein, Jud Taylor, Marvin J. Chomsky, David Alexander, Gerd Oswald, Herschel Daugherty, James Goldstone, Robert Butler, Anton Leader, Gene Nelson, Harvey Hart, Herbert Kenwith, James Komack, John Erman, John Newland, Joseph Sargent, Lawrence Dobkin, Leo Penn, Michael O'Herlihy, Murray Golden
- Writers
- D.C. Fontana, Jerome Bixby, Arthur Heinemann, David Gerrold, Jerry Sohl, Oliver Crawford, Robert Bloch, David P. Harmon, Don Ingalls, Paul Schneider, Shimon Wincelberg, Steven W. Carabatsos, Theodore Sturgeon, Jean Lisette Aroeste, Art Wallace, Adrian Spies, Barry Trivers, Don Mankiewicz, Edward J. Lakso, Fredric Brown, George Clayton Johnson, George F. Slavin, Gilbert Ralston, Harlan Ellison
- Franchise(s)
- Star Trek
- Creator(s)
- Gene Roddenberry
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